4 posts tagged “funnies”
Another "list" that cheered me up ....
1. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
2. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
3. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
4. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
5. Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
6. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
7. Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
8. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
9. What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, It’s a dead giveaway!)
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A backward poet writes inverse.
12. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
13. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
14. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
15. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
16. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
17. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
19. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
20. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
21. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
22. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
23. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
This list came through my email this morning and made me smile.
I thought I'd share this :-D
Idioms by Karam Singh Walia
- Kemana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah
- Tak lapuk dek hujan, tak lekang macam rambutan
- Tiada rotan, pelempang berguna juga
- Biar lambat asalkan tak cepat
- Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi
- Di mana ada gula di situ adalah gula-gula
- Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar
- Carik-carik bulu ayam, lama-lama jadi shuttlecock
- Secupak takkan jadi 18 cupak
- Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, udang harimau mati meninggalkan kulit, manusia mati meninggal dunia
- Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula makanan di dalam mulut.
- Harapkan pagar, pagar tidak boleh diharap
- Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun
- Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras
- Cubit paha kanan, paha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun
- Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang... . bisu
- Hidup segan mati di tanam
- Ikut hati mati, ikut rasa merasa
- Lembu punya susu cap teko dapat nama
- Sehari selambar benang lama-lama benang habis
- Jika kail panjang sejengkal, beli le yang panjang sikit kalau nak ngail di laut. (beli la pukat tunda lagi baik)
- Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa
- Membujur lalu melintang pukang
- Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik hari tak hujan
- Sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut
- Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili
- Kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi boleh blah!!
I bumped into this short clip while browsing and I like this a lot ...
Sometimes when you don't really want to do something, you'll find something else to do to satisfy yourself that something is actually being done.
The actual task at hand remains undone ....
Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
..... endorsed by Nike :-P
